Bài viết này mình sẽ update các bài thơ tiếng anh cho thiếu nhi vui nhộn, dễ hiểu nhất cho các bé. Nếu thấy hay thì like ủng hộ mình nhé. I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room I taught my cat to clean my room, to use a bucket, brush and broom, to dust my clock and picture frames, and pick up all my toys and games. He puts my pants and shirts away, and makes my bed, and I would say it seems to me it's only fair he puts away my underwear. In fact, I think he's got it made. I'm not as happy with our trade. He may pick up my shoes and socks, but I clean out his litterbox. Welcome Back to School "Dear students, the summer has ended. The school year at last has begun. But this year is totally different. I promise we'll only have fun. "We won't study any mathematics, and recess will last all day long. Instead of the pledge of allegiance, we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song. "We'll only play games in the classroom. You're welcome to bring in your toys. It's okay to run in the hallways. It's great if you make lots of noise. "For homework, you'll play your Nintendo. You'll have to watch lots of T.V. For field trips we'll go to the movies and get lots of candy for free. "The lunchroom will only serve chocolate and triple fudge sundaes supreme." Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher before I woke up from my dream.
April Fool's Day Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion on the teacher's chair. Makayla told the teacher that a bug was in her hair. Alyssa brought an apple with a purple gummy worm and gave it to the teacher just to see if she would squirm. Elijah left a piece of plastic dog doo on the floor, and Vincent put some plastic vomit in the teacher's drawer. Amanda put a goldfish in the teacher's drinking glass. These April Fool's Day pranks are ones that you could use in class. Before you go and try them, though, there's something I should mention: The teacher wasn't fooling when she put us in detention.
I Bought a New Banana Suit I bought a new banana suit and new banana shoes. I stickered up my body with banana-shaped tattoos. I also bought banana socks, a big banana hat, banana scarf and jewelry, banana this and that. Around my face I wrapped a yellow handkerchief/bandana, then walked into the market like an over-sized banana. I filled a cart with every last banana in the store, and when I'd gotten all of them I headed for the door. The managers all stopped and stared. They nearly flipped their lids. But I just smiled and said to them, "I'm rescuing my kids."
School Supplies Backpack. Fruit snack. Waterbottle too. Calculator. French Translator. Pink eraser. Glue. Notebooks. Workbooks. Poster paper. Pens. Dictionary. Stationery. Presents for my friends. Lunchbox. Tube socks. Watercolors. Tape. Yellow pencils. Plastic stencils. One for every shape. Wristwatch. Stopwatch. Cell phone. DVD. New computer. Motorscooter. Giant screen T.V. That's my list of all I need to buy. I never knew a shopping list could make my mother cry. Nhạc Thiếu Nhi Sôi Động - Nhạc Thiếu Nhi Vui Nhộn Hay Nhất 2015
Alphabet Break I'm learning all my ABC's. I'm good at D, E, F and G's. I've mastered H and I and J, and memorized the letter K. I've studied L, M, N, and O, but now I really have to go. Before I learn one more, you see, I really must get up to P.
I Love Me I took myself out on a date and said I'm looking grand, and when I got my courage up I asked to hold my hand. I took me to a restaurant and then a movie show. I put my arm around me in the most secluded row. I whispered sweetly in my ear of happiness and bliss, and then I almost slapped me when I tried to steal a kiss. Then afterwards I walked me home and since I'm so polite I thanked me for a perfect date and wished myself goodnight. There's just one little problem and it kind of hurts my pride. Myself would not invite me in so now I'm locked outside!
My Dog Likes to Disco My doggy likes to disco dance. He boogies every night. He dances in his doghouse till the early morning light. The other dogs come running when they hear my doggy swing. A few will play their instruments. The others dance and sing. They pair off with their partners as their tails begin to wag. They love to do the bunny hop, the fox trot and the shag. You'll see the doghouse rockin' as a hundred dogs or more all trip the light fantastic on the doghouse disco floor. At last, at dawn, they exit in the early morning breeze, and stop to sniff the fire hydrants, bushes, lawns and trees. I just don't understand it for although it looks like fun. I can't see how they fit inside that doghouse built for one.
Nicknames My aunt calls me "Elizabeth." My grandma calls me "Liz." My sister calls me "Lisa," and the baby calls me "Wiz." My uncle calls me "Betty," while my grandpa calls me "Beth." My brother calls me "Dizzy Liz" or sometimes "Lizard Breath." My teacher calls me "Betsy" and my friends all call me "Bess." I find these nicknames more annoying than you'd ever guess. I wish that they would call me by my real name instead. I simply HATE those nicknames, see, my real name is Fred.
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list. I hope you'll bring it all. I've only asked for gifts my parents can't find at the mall. I'd like to have a UFO, with aliens inside, and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex that I could ride. A ninety-nine foot robot is a present I could use. I'll also need a time machine, and rocket-powered shoes. Please bring a gentle genie who will grant my every wish, and don't forget a wizard's wand, and, yes, a talking fish. Of course, I'll need a unicorn, and won't you please provide a dragon, and a castle in the English countryside. Of course, the weight of all these things might cause your sleigh to crash. If that's the case, dear Santa, please feel free to just bring cash.
